May 2013
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January 2013
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GRRM breaks your heart featuring spoilers
George R. R. Martin: This is Bran. Bran loves climbing things. Oh my god he is freaking all about climbing. He loves climbing things so much you don't even know. He's really good at climbing. Someday he's going to be a strong knight. He just loves running and climbing. He loves it so much.
Readers: Aw, Bran, he's such a sweetheart. He's going to be so strong like his brothers.
George R. R. Martin: Whoops. My finger slipped. Bran is now a paraplegic.
Readers: Nnh! Whuh---Why would you---? But---he---But---climbing---
George R. R. Martin: This is Jaime.
Readers: Ah! Boo! We hate him!
George R. R. Martin: Did I mention that all Lannisters get the best and sassiest lines in the whole series?
Readers: Mmh... Still don't like him. Okay maybe we like him a little.
George R. R. Martin: Jaime loves two things-- Cersei and Swordfighting. Also he's very sassy. And he's the best at swordfighting. Also his love with Cersei is really heartbreaking because incest is so messed up but at the same time there's really no one else in the world for them. They will never love other people like they love each other. Also Jaime really loves swordfighting. He loves swordfighting so much. You don't understand how much he loves swordfighting.
Readers: Well...I guess...The more you think about it the more you see the Lannisters as tragic and sympathetic characters.
George R. R. Martin: Did somebody say tragic?
Readers: Wait---don't---
George R. R. Martin: Remember how Jaime loved sword fighting and Cersei more than anything?
Readers: Please----
George R. R. Martin: Whoops. Sword hand gone. Cersei doesn't love him.
Readers: (Weeping in fetal positions on the floor)
George R. R. Martin: This is Theon. He loves archery and banging chicks.
Readers: STOP.
November 2012
4 posts
Le KangrejoMan Tumblr: 18 votos. →
kangrejoman:
el Colegio escrutador publicó a través del servel los resultados finales de las Elecciones municipales, y resulta que confirmaron a MAYA sobre SABAT en ñuñoa por 18 votos.
18.
loco, vota si quieres, no lo hagas si no, pero compadre, no me vengas a dar esa excusa de que: “pa que voa votal si…
October 2012
1 post
Franco I: Hugo Chávez es un dictador →
francoprimero:
Sin embargo, es un curioso dictador. Ganó 8 elecciones en cinco años. Y ahora, recientemente, se sometió a un referendum en el que preguntaba a los venezolanos si querían el modelo de Estado que él proponía. Es el único presidente de la historia de la humanidad en hacerlo. Y ganó con el 60%.
September 2012
1 post
“Querido Marty:
Si mis cálculos fueron correctos, recibirás esta carta justo...”
– (via vic-mclovin)
:’)
August 2012
25 posts
Le KangrejoMan Tumblr: Por qué creo que la quema... →
kangrejoman:
tengo varias razones así que las enumeraré.
1) las micros que fueron quemadas estaban en bustamante con marin, donde NO EXISTEN RECORRIDOS DE MICROS segun transantiago.cl
la única que pasa es la D18 y las micros quemadas fueron troncales.
-“oye pero seguro que desviaron el tránsito…
Actualización: dos de los buses quemados no tenían...
kangrejoman:
Watchbouncingdodecahedrons:
The reaction at NASA to Curiosity’s success is a beautiful thing.
(Footage courtesy NASA/NASA TV)
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July 2012
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